Herb Gardner

Nat: Maybe you broke something.Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down!Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I get up, I have a cup of coffee, I fall down. That's the system. Two years old, you stand up and then BOOM! seventy years later, you fall down again.

Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.

You have got to own your days and live them each one of them every one of them or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.