Buffy Andrews

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

Three words for a writer: Make me care.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

I wear the writer pants in the family.

It__ a great day to write a best-seller.

Do you remember the time, Mike,_ Jeremy laughed, __hat you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it__ too late and you__e face down eating sand.

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can__ fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You can__ control it any more than you can control that big wave from getting stronger before it nails you. All you can do is prepare and hope that when it hits, you__l survive.

The pimple is perfect.

I__l pray for good semen. And I__l get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It__ not like he needs his semen.