Buffy Andrews

You deserve good sperm. You__e waited a long time.

Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.

Good editors are priceless.

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!

The power of the delete key.

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.

Write on!

I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.

I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?

I don__ do math.

A cliffhanger is when ...

Me to characters: talk to me people.

Writer. Another word for poor.

Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.

Show me the contract.