Brian Clevinger

If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."- Atomic Robo

We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away.

Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level.

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?