Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.