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On the other side of St John__ house is a fake egg timer who can__ maintain an erection. He shares the property with a glossy beef burger called Tom, who has been painted by a seven year old magistrate in order to be entered for this year__ Miss East Lancashire competition. Next door to them is a Dundee cake with a lisp.
St. John Morris The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
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On the other side of St John__ house is a fake egg timer who can__ maintain an erection. He shares the property with a glossy beef burger called Tom, who has been painted by a seven year old magistrate in order to be entered for this year__ Miss East Lancashire competition. Next door to them is a Dundee cake with a lisp.
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The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

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