Yo Mama__ so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, __lap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!
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What__ the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama__ so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Yo Mama__ so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama__ so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama__ so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama__ so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, __orry, no professionals.
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.