witty

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.

My dear boy, in Ireland the midwife uses one hand to hold the baby's best fighting arm from the font water, and grips its jaws with the other lest the goes to litigation about it. Says O'LiamRoe

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.

If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.

Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.

Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed.

Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done.

During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.

State first, subject second, statesman last.

No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class.

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.

Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious."He hissed at me.""He hissed at you.""Should I hiss back?""It's a bit late.""He could still hear.""Not unless you run after him.""Do you think I should?""Probably not.""I think I should.""It'd be a bit weird.""You might be right." Donegan pursed his lips, then shook his fist at the doorway."That showed him," said Gracious.Donegan nodded. "He'll think twice about hissing at me again.

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.

The trouble with Grace, she thought, is that she is so literal. But that was the trouble with most people, when it came down to it; there were very few who enjoyed flights of fantasy, and to have that sort of mind--one which enjoyed dry with and understood the absurd--left one in a shrinking minority.