....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.
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I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."
The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.
Sex is like money only too much is enough.
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump you may be freeing him from being a camel.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.
No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason.
In the game of life nothing is less important than the score at half time.
When wealth is lost nothing is lost When health is lost something is lost When character is lost all is lost!
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.