wife

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.

A man who wears a sword knows to hold the love of his wife and family dear, for at any time he may not see another day of it.

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck.

Of all the roles she__ played _ daughter, student, employee, sister and wife _ wife was the smallest and in proportion the most difficult, as though it had run out of steam with its own scale. The word __ife_ was too small to accommodate its responsibility.

I know you're the only pistol champion we have, but I'd rather they no see enough of you to hit. You're also the only wife I have...""You're so sweet.'"...at the moment.

Jeff watched her come, the whole time. He never noticed her mincing, hesitant steps on treacherous heels. He was simply swept up in the ancient ceremony. And discovering, as untold millions of young men had discovered before him, that there is nothing in the world as beautiful as his bride approaching.

Why?_ she whispered. __hy should I dance with you?___ecause I love you. Because I love you so much I__ willing to do whatever it takes to make it go differently this time._... "Because we should be a married couple, because I never wanted to not be married to you. Because all these men out here dancing with their wives can__ possibly love them as much as I love you. Because for me, there is only one woman, and I__ sorry to break it to you, but you__e it.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

If I could cook I wouldn__ have to study my ass off at school and I would have tried to find a man to support me as his lovely wife.

Leo resisted the urge to throw a grenade in Frank's face. "I suppose I should know who Pelops was?""He was a prince, won his wife in a chariot race. Supposedly he started the Olympic games in honor of that."Hazel sniffed. "How romantic. 'Nice wife you have, Prince Pelops.' 'Thanks. I won her in a chariot race.

Drink from the cup of life, you will be fulfilled.Yet...drink from the milk container in the fridge,and your wife will make you wish that you had drunk from the cup of life.

Have you ever seen a man, woman, or child who wasn__ eating an egg or just going to eat an egg or just coming away from eating an egg? I tell you, the good old egg is the foundation of daily life. Stop the first man you meet in the street and ask him which he__ sooner lose, his egg or his wife, and see what he says!

In a funny way, Dad was always a bow-tie wearer, always a little more traditional than you might imagine. Because even though he had blue hair and tattoos and wore leather jackets and worked in a record store, he wanted to marry Mom back at a time when the rest of their friends were still having drunken one-night stands. "Girlfriend is such a stupid word," he said. "I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife"'.

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.

Jane, you are my confidante, my helpmate, my friend. My lover. You are everything the word wife means to me. In my heart, we are wed. In my soul, you are mine.

I love my wife but I spend a lot of time with grace and mercy

Marriage is a team effort. Grow closer to each other as you grow closer to God.

It is only the wife, and not just any woman, who constitutes the noble soil that produces excellent fruits