vaginas

In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.m., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

They were looking at videos, and the woman was giggling quietly, as they often do in porn stores, unable to believe what they__e seeing, the monuments men have built to vaginas and to the very notion of sex.

Women secretly love to talk about their vaginas. They get very excited, mainly because no one has ever asked them before.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

_, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent,more perfect than all that a man can invent.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.