undercover-lovers

Not much makes me feel uncomfortable about sexuality. It__ the most natural thing in the world. I don__ really get why people make such a stink. It__ like being embarrassed of hunger or thirst.

You know what would really help? If men started looking at it like a bank. The more you deposit the more you can withdraw later. Make a woman come as a rule, she__ going to be more receptive to regular sex and much more open-minded about what__ on the table as far as experimenting. Common sense.

Sweetheart, I__l be a Marine __il they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now.

Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.

A woman__ sexuality is not at all like a man__. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It__ a no brainer.

Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?

I wanted to, um, apologize for earlier. I can't believe I did that. I didn't think it could be real and__ __idn__ think what could be real?_ _Your penguin.

Do you like blowjobs? __id you just ask me if I like blowjobs?_ he asked in a low voice. __ swear that__ what it sounded like._ __es._ She folded her hands in front of her and met his gaze head-on. __ haven__ given nearly enough of them but I__ like to practice.

It's just the end of some things.And the beginning of others.