tornado

A tornado of thought is unleashed after each new insight. This in turn results in an earthquake of assumptions. These are natural disasters that re-shape the spirit.

If you__e listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday.I__ like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riots,tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, and of course the giant snake who swallowed the sun____ afraid most of that was our fault. Carter and I decided we should at least explain how it happened.

Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt.Where did the camel come from, you ask? I may have mentioned Walt__ collection of amulets. Two of them summoned disgusting camels. I__met them before, so I was less than excited when a ton of dromedary flesh flew across my line of sight, plowed into the sphinx, and collapsed on topof it. The sphinx growled in outrage as it tried to free itself. The camel grunted and farted.__indenburg,_ I said. Only one camel could possibly fart that badly. __alt, why in the world_?___orry!_ he yelled. __rong amulet!__he technique worked, at any rate. The camel wasn__ much of a fighter, but it was quite heavy and clumsy. The criosphinx snarled and clawedat the floor, trying unsuccessfully to push the camel off; but Hindenburg just splayed his legs, made alarmed honking sounds, and let loose gas.I moved to Walt__ side and tried to get my bearings.

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

In the spring of her twenty-second year, Sumire fell in love for the first time in her life. An intense love, a veritable tornado sweeping across the plains__lattening everything in its path, tossing things up in the air, ripping them to shreds, crushing them to bits. The tornado__ intensity doesn__ abate for a second as it blasts across the ocean, laying waste to Angkor Wat, incinerating an Indian jungle, tigers and everything, transforming itself into a Persian desert sandstorm, burying an exotic fortress city under a sea of sand. In short, a love of truly monumental proportions. The person she fell in love with happened to be 17 years older than Sumire. And was married. And, I should add, was a woman. This is where it all began, and where it all ended. Almost.

The world is full of people who will help you manufacture tornados in order to blow out a match.

The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge.

In the great tornado of life, things sometimes seem out of control, and we can__ see where we are going. But sometimes, when the storm passes and the dust settles, things have landed into place beautifully.

Announcing the intended arrival of some people is kind of like issuing a hurricane warning._