You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you__e smart, you__l end up as a comedian. If you__e not, you__l end up as a clown.
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Most people are boring and stupid.
The stupid are always in a tendency to create enemies; on the other hand the clever are always in a tendency to create friendships! Make friends with anything or anybody possible, in short, be clever!
The corner doesn't mind listening to the stupid things I say;Sometimes it's the only one keeping me from running away.And the corner never tells me things I'd rather never know;We became the best of friends long, long, long ago.
Oh stupid, silly, awkward me;Will I never, ever see?People babble, speak, and talk;All I can do is stand and gawk!
To intentionally pass on opportunity is to intentionally pass on living.
Bryan helped me up._ "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"I shrugged._ "I've never been very athletic._ Not unless you count fencing.""You made fences?
There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party.
It__ fairly standard. Also, I__ fourteen. Also, yourbeard__ stupid.___sn__ this fun?_ Skulduggery said brightly. __he three of usgetting along so well.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.
I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think 'this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time.
Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could.
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
Are you real?_ Stupid. Of course he__ real.__es, Julie. I__ not the mystical man from your dreams.
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.