sophie-oak

The wedding ring she__ wearing is collar enough,_ Jack bit out. __ know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking diamond from space.

I__e been fully instructed. I__ to hold you if you cry and rub some salve into your butt so it doesn__ sting anymore. I am not to play with your boobs.__ack sent his brother a stern look.__r anything else,_ Lucas concluded with a gulp. __ can pat your back and try really hard not to get an erection.

I don__ think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you instead. It was an awful day. When it does cross my mind, I turn it around and think about something nice, like Abby__ pussy. I just take a deep breath and picture it in my mind. It__ my happy place.

It__ just a little guy-liner,

You__e seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.

Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when you return from class.

Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.

This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom__ new boyfriend took it. Now there__ an insane person. Well, he__ from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I__ totally moving there one day.

I__ a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?

What__ up with all these guys not realizing they__e bisexual? Here__ the clue, buddy, when you__e around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.

Look, when I__ here, I don__ have to think. I don__ have to worry. I don__ even have to be me if I don__ want to. That came out wrong. I don__ have to be the me I have to be all day.

That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can__ throw it away because it isn__ perfect.

Not that you__l have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.

Those big green eyes were even bigger than usual as she stared at the two of them. For a moment, she looked like a kid who__ found the last cupcake on the planet.

Hey, it__ totally masculine. It__ cowboy butt sex.

Did not. My stubbornness doesn__ even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.

Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain__ got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn__ cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don__ get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.

What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.__am shook his head. __ bet my sperm listens to your sperm just about as good as I listen to you. My sperm is also very impatient. It ran to that egg. Little Sam is gonna be a handful.