signing

Coach told me once, when I was too busy screwing around to pay attention that the only way he could get through to me, make me hear him was to spell everything out. I wanted you to hear me.

It__ like people immediately imagine me sitting in some gothic, sweeping castle in Edinburgh, a piece of fine bone china full of English tea next to my neat writing station. They think that my car, my purse, my everything was financed by my lucrative but somehow not too time consuming writing career. I__e even had one guy ask me if my hand cramps at signings. While I wanted to give a snarky, __es, just like Tom Brady__ does,_ I can__ pull off snarky. My sarcasm immediately goes into b**ch territory