sarcastic

It__ so obvious that you__e gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while you only know his name for like 2 hours, 32 minutes, 12 seconds.___risha! Being mean is my job! June, you__e so predictable, like, it__ not a shock for us if you__e gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while you only know his name for like 2 hours, 33 minutes, 2 seconds.

I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you're one messed up mess.""I know!" I exclaimed before breaking off into a fit of laughter. "I ought to be admitted or put on some serious medication or something.

If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius,' one must poke.

Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

wen thectaste of my own medicine is given to me results into silent treatment,its not bitter therefore i enjoy the medicine i gave you too.

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.

Goody. That must be why they were looking for a 22-caliber anything when they came by with their search warrant this morning.''They didn't!''They did.''When?''Oddly enough, right before I upped my meds.

She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic and complicated as possible, so that some day Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it.

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

Murderous thieves make their home here." She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. "Absolutely," Jonas replied."Dangerous animals too.""Without a doubt."She slanted a look toward him. "Perfect place for you."He repressed a snort. "Oh, such compliments, your highness. You're going to make me blush.

You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be.

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.

Jace broke off the kiss and stepped back with an exhale; before Clary could say anything, a chorus of sarcastic applause broke out from the nearby hill. Simon, Isabelle, and Alec waved at them. Jace bowed while Clary stepped back slightly sheepishly, hooking her thumbs into the belt of her jeansJace sighed. "Shall we join our annoying, voyeuristic friends?""Unfortunately, that's the only kind of friends we have.