refrigerator

It was a brave old world.

When, some months later, Zoltan emailed me about his decision to run for president, I immediately called him. The first thing I asked was what his wife thought of the plan.__ell, in a way,_ he said, __t was Lisa who gave me the idea. Remember how I said she wanted me to do something concrete, get some kind of a proper job?___ do,_ I said. __lthough I__ guessing running for president on the immortality platform was not what she had in mind.___hat__ correct,_ he confirmed. __t took a little while for her to come around to the idea.___ow did you break it to her?___ left a note on the refrigerator,_ he said, __nd went out for a couple hours.

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.

A maid__ yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master__ dustbin or dumpsite.