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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

Strange, what being forced to slow down could do to a person.

The only rich person is a person who is rich in spirit. I have no money deposit. I have only beauty deposit.

Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex. It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty.

The more help a person has in his garden, the less it belongs to him.

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

I've yet to meet a bitter teenager. Bitterness, jealousy and jadedness, I think, are the most unattractive qualities in a person, and unfortunately they do seem to come with age.

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person.

eBay's business is based on enabling someone to do business with another person, and to do that, they first have to develop some measure of trust, either in the other person or the system.

I don't really trust a sane person.

Denial exists because human infants, though equipped with trust-o-meters, are built to trust, blindly and absolutely, any older person who wanders past.

I periodically realize every few years that the only person whose taste I really trust is me.