mystery

A mystery is so much more exciting than a wrapped up answer...A mystery carries on but an answer just ends.

Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage.

The water. The lake. It flows through our veins, and there's nothing we can do about it_ It's like venom.

If I go to prison, will you arrange conjugal visits?

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.

If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn__ have made the land.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

He really just wanted to blurt out, __y Grandma__ dead_, but he knew that when it came to it, the words would stick like pebbles in his throat.

When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.

Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.

If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

An air of mystery closed around the details of his early life. I didn't pry. He had been through hell and had a right to his secrets.

The onslaught of scruples is a problem well attested in the spiritual life, especially among the young, where religious observances must be done perfectly to achieve a certain result.