iced

Imagine a delicious glass of summer iced tea.Take a long cool sip. Listen to the ice crackle and clink.Is the glass part full or part empty?Take another sip.And now?

I make a new discovery that totally blows

I return my attention to the situation at hand and realize Reality__he impatient bitch__as made my decision for me. She does that a lot. You get busy planning your life, then it has the nerve to just go ahead and happen to you before you__e ready. Before you even get the chance to aim yourself right!

I smack myself in the forehead. __oly priceless collection of Etruscan snoods, they__e not moving!_ I exclaim. There__ a choking noise over my head somewhere. __truscan snoods?_ I glow quietly inside. Some accomplishments mean more than others. I am officially the Shit. Now and forever. __ude, watch your question marks. I just pried one out of you._ __ have no idea what you__e talking about._ __dmit it, you lost your eternal fecking composure._ __ou have an obsession with a delusion about how I end my sentences. What the fuck are Etruscan snoods?_ __unno. It__ just another of Robin__ sayings. Like, __oly strawberries, Batman, we__e in a jam!_ _ __trawberries._ __r, __oly Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!_

I__e never paid any attention to time. Dancer says I__e enjoyed a luxury most people never have. He hates clocks and watches and everything that has to do with time. He says people already have too many lost days and that most folks live in the past or the future but never the present, always saying stuff like ____ unhappy because ___ happened to me yesterday, or I__l be happy again when ___ happens to me tomorrow._ He says time is the ultimate villain.

Velvet looks horrified. __f you are fool enough to address King R__an, you will do it thus and in no other manner! __y King, Liege, Lord, and Master, your servant begs you grant it leave to speak.____ow. Totally delusionary there.___ood luck with that,_ Ryodan says. __he doesn't beg to speak, or do anything else. You can lock her up, down, and sideways and it__ never going to happen.__ beam at him. I had no idea he thought so highly of me.

Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn__ mean to. And I didn__ kill her, kill her.___h, I see. As long as you didn__ kill her, kill her, then that__ okay.

You both talk too much,_ the kid says. __hut up. Don__ make me tell you again.__e shut up, which I find hysterically funny.