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Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Finding out that you are not your lover__ only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick _ or the side dick.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

Some women have kissed__nd some are kissing__ lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.