golf

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty obvious. But in golf, sometimes it happens on Thursday. Usually it's Sunday, but guys who don't know the game, they can miss it.

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

I did play other sports growing up. I played cricket and all those other things, but I was just so much more talented in golf, and that's all I wanted to do.

I won't have any competitive instincts in any sports, other than golf. I can't see being competitive in sports any more.

When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where the opposition becomes this big angry monster, so big you can't beat him.

I wouldn't dream of watching motor racing, cycling, or golf - which aren't truly sports anyway.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.

I have never cared especially for outdoor sports and have no desire to excel at tennis, swimming, or golf. I'll leave those things to the men.