girlfriend-quotes

The easiest way to remember your future wife__ birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

Love is like lightening; it can strike anyone, anywhere, and at any time.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

I have the ___.You have the ___.Fate has the ___.Together we have the ___.How then can we deny we are in LOVE?

When you are in love, your eyes see him only, your ears hear him only, your mouth speaks of him only, your mind thinks of him only, your heart desires him only, your soul lives for him only; your entire universe revolves around him only.

Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.

Even if love were considered a mental illness, that would not prevent it from being a pleasant one.