Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
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I showed him the Post-it. __ou see They__e from Lily.___ho__ Lily?___ome girl.___oh... a girl!___oomer, we__e not in third grade anymore. You don__ say, __oh... a girl!____hat? You fucking her?___kay, Boomer, you__e right. I liked __oh... a girl!_ much more than that. Let__ stick with __oh... a girl!
If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried
You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!
It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts.