I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.
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Shergahn and friend lay like poleaxed steers, and the Daranfelian's greasy hair was thick with potatoes, carrots, gravy, and chunks of beef. His companion had less stew in his hair, but an equally large lump was rising fast, and Brandark flipped his improvised club into the air, caught it in proper dipping position, and filled it once more from the pot without even glancing at them. He raised the ladle to his nose, inhaled deeply, and glanced at the cook with an impudent twitch of his ears."Smells delicious," he said while the laughter started up all around the fire. "I imagine a bellyful of this should help a hungry man sleep. Why, just look what a single ladle of it did for Shergahn!
If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake," Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression.
If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.
Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain__ the best till it__ been through some goo.
When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no one could eat, not the children, not the cow.
We combine our three packs of pasta for dinner _ pesto. We tip the dried stuff into a pan, add water and simmer. We try it, looking at each other with disbelief as it hits the tastebuds. __t__ pesto, Jim, but not as we know it,_ I say.__ascinating,_ says Lou, unsmiling humouring my Star Trek reference, while wincing at the foul food. (And what made me say that? Is there such a thing as a dad-joke vacuum that needs to be filled, even in the wild?)
The single greatest lesson the garden teaches is that our relationship to the planet need not be zero-sum, and that as long as the sun still shines and people still can plan and plant, think and do, we can, if we bother to try, find ways to provide for ourselves without diminishing the world.
The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of the human race than the discovery of a star.
Stop and reflect on what your diet is doing for you.
Never eat anything bigger than your ass.
Hungry people need food, definitely not an advice!
...after rare beef and wine, when the lobes turn red, was the time to ask favours or tell bad news.
Cereal is Wheat
That's how it is for us servants. No one pays you much heed; mostly you're invisible as furniture. Yet you overhear a conversation here, and add a little gossip there. A writing desk lies open and you cannot help but read a paper. Then you find something, something you should not have found...
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Don't wanna ever take your shoes off in coconut land. Never know when you're gonna have to run.
If one could order a crime as one does a dinner, what would you choose? . . . Let__ review the menu. Robbery? Frogery? No, I think not. Rather too vegetarian. It must be murder__ed-blooded murder__ith trimmings, of course.