It doesn__ matter what other people think when you__e right - John Cleaver
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I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.
He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever prayed for anything,it was for a manto shut up.
When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.
If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd.
Darkness is necessary for evolvement.
Oh get over it Cecilia! You are no longer human. Such decorum doesn__ exist amongst our kind
Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do.
Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.'What?''The drop'.A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.
Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the city__ most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint
Your Majesty,_ Durzo said gravely. __ man of your stature__ cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears._ - Durzo Blint
A man__ greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint
Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint
Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint
I__ not who you think I am. I__ an actor. Just like all of you. I__ improvising, shooting from the hip. It__ all a lie. I__ a lie. You__e a lie. The lights__hey don__ lie. But when they shine, they only tell half the story.
Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper
Ariadne made an impression on you, and that's great. But life is not literature. Sooner or later, the spell wears off, the romantic feelings disappear, and you're left watching somebody's body disintegrate. You start with a love story, you end up manacled to an hourglass, watching the sands run out.
You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.