Daft

Lewis Carroll. He was an odd one. Real name was Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. Completely denied having anything to do with the Alice books. Daft as a brush. You'd have liked him!

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).

I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange.