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I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of an average dick.

The last declaration he'd made to me hung between us. The L word. The one that had nothing to do with like.

Plus, I happened to be a history nerd. Why else would I be interested in a guy born in the year 519?

The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end.

You'll get fired if anyone finds out about us!""So many rules in this century," Vane muttered.

Why did you wear heels? How are you supposed to fight a gargoyle in what you're wearing?

Well, can you tell her that?"He looked down at his feet. "I will. I will."Guy-speak for, "I plan to keep avoiding her until she gives up.

If I were to lock you up in a dungeon, I guarantee you would not be bored.

MADDIE: I know what it__ like to be ignored. I know what it__ like to feel like everyone in the world is against you. I know what it feels like to be on the outside and wanting desperately to be accepted.

MADDIE: Change is good. It__ not always easy, but it__ good. And it__ time I made a few changes.

.....if he__ not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he__ not good enough to be with you.

MADDIE: If I can find my own, I can survive on my own. I won__ be dependent on anyone.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.

Toni Morrison said that if you can't find the book you want to read, write it. So I did! It's high time to give our heroines a different kind of happy ending.

They radiated that orgasm-free lifestyle so unique and universal among Seabrook women.