bitchy-but-awesome

You'll continue to be a bitch no matter what, but I'm glad you aren't a callous, self-absorbed one.

Every time I saw Lacey, she'd gained five more pounds. She was turning into the kind of obese girl who does her hair like a forties pinup and wears bright red lipstick, a blue polka-dot dress with a white doily collar, colorful tattoos across her huge, smushed cleavage, as if these considerations would distract us from how fat and miserable she'd become.

She may be a bitch, but she's a genuine bitch with a heart