baboon

I__l make Goyle do lines, it__l kill him, he hates writing,_ said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle__ low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. __... must... not... look... like... a... baboon__... backside.

The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!