aphorisms

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Our parents would not be __he best parents in the world_ (to us) if they were not our parents.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean _ or what we really think.

Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn__ as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.