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My fat years were when I was not human shaped. I was a 16-stone triangle, with inverted triangle legs, and no real neck. And that__ because I wasn__ doing human things. I didn__ walk or run or dance or swim or climb up stairs; the food I ate wasn__ the stuff that humans are supposed to eat. No one is supposed to eat a pound of boiled potatoes covered in Vitalite, or a fist-sized lump of cheese on the end of a fork, wielded like a lollipop. I had no connection to or understanding of my body. I was just a brain in a jar. I wasn__ a woman.
Caitlin Moran How to Be a Woman
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My fat years were when I was not human shaped. I was a 16-stone triangle, with inverted triangle legs, and no real neck. And that__ because I wasn__ doing human things. I didn__ walk or run or dance or swim or climb up stairs; the food I ate wasn__ the stuff that humans are supposed to eat. No one is supposed to eat a pound of boiled potatoes covered in Vitalite, or a fist-sized lump of cheese on the end of a fork, wielded like a lollipop. I had no connection to or understanding of my body. I was just a brain in a jar. I wasn__ a woman.
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