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As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I could not tell you for sure why they strapped Santa to a cross. Had he missed a house? Had a good little girl somewhere in the world not received the doll he__ promised her, making the father angry?_ (p.3)
Augusten Burroughs You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas
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As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I could not tell you for sure why they strapped Santa to a cross. Had he missed a house? Had a good little girl somewhere in the world not received the doll he__ promised her, making the father angry?_ (p.3)
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You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas

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