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Oh, dear God!_ Janice bellowed and looked as though her neck was made of rubber as her head wobbled back and forth. Lou set the book back on the credenza as Janice stormed out. __shton, I__ sorry you had to witness that. As you well know, Mom has never been a pleasant woman. Since coming to live here, she__ been a nightmare on two legs. I__e had her head examined, and there__ no tumor or disease to explain her behavior. The neurologist and our family doctor have simply diagnosed her as a chronic jackass.
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Oh, dear God!_ Janice bellowed and looked as though her neck was made of rubber as her head wobbled back and forth. Lou set the book back on the credenza as Janice stormed out. __shton, I__ sorry you had to witness that. As you well know, Mom has never been a pleasant woman. Since coming to live here, she__ been a nightmare on two legs. I__e had her head examined, and there__ no tumor or disease to explain her behavior. The neurologist and our family doctor have simply diagnosed her as a chronic jackass.
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