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It always pisses me off when I__ calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what__robably this book, so get ready, I__ comin___hen the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: __o Kath, I don__ know what you chicks are always complaining about._ To which I respond: __eally? Why don__ you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad.
Kathy Griffin Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
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It always pisses me off when I__ calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what__robably this book, so get ready, I__ comin___hen the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: __o Kath, I don__ know what you chicks are always complaining about._ To which I respond: __eally? Why don__ you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad.
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Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

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