Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.
...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.
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...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.
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Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.
I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can't do it. Can't live in the same universe with that.
What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe there are monsters around the next corner ready to tear us apart, we would literally prefer to be right about the monsters, than to be shown to be wrong in the eyes of others and made to look foolish.
Max?' he asked.'Yeah?''...What are you doing?''Shooting people.
A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, __elp.