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Dear Me, Talk about getting the wind knocked out of your sails when your best friend tells you you__e turning into a grumpy hermit. She told me that at breakfast today, and I was in denial until I talked to Chase, that little fucker. I made myself happy by soaking his ass five times before lunch. I did some soul searching, and I don__ think I__ depressed, but I do think I__ becoming too comfortable with being by myself. I__ really beginning to enjoy the company of cats more than people, and that__ probably not a good thing. Sprout and Ginger are so cute right now. Ginger__ cleaning Sprout__ head, and he__ smiling. Sometimes he__l_yeah, I really need to get out more. I think life would be simpler if people acted more like cats. Like if someone is prattling on about something I don__ care about and I pop them in the forehead, they__ understand to walk away just like a cat does. A simple hiss conveys so much. I will attempt to gradually release myself back into a social environment. Me
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Dear Me, Talk about getting the wind knocked out of your sails when your best friend tells you you__e turning into a grumpy hermit. She told me that at breakfast today, and I was in denial until I talked to Chase, that little fucker. I made myself happy by soaking his ass five times before lunch. I did some soul searching, and I don__ think I__ depressed, but I do think I__ becoming too comfortable with being by myself. I__ really beginning to enjoy the company of cats more than people, and that__ probably not a good thing. Sprout and Ginger are so cute right now. Ginger__ cleaning Sprout__ head, and he__ smiling. Sometimes he__l_yeah, I really need to get out more. I think life would be simpler if people acted more like cats. Like if someone is prattling on about something I don__ care about and I pop them in the forehead, they__ understand to walk away just like a cat does. A simple hiss conveys so much. I will attempt to gradually release myself back into a social environment. Me

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