Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.
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Will Advise
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If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly be better than him, to replace the missing spoke in your wheels.
Love can be found mainly amongst stars
A smile is not to take, it's given.
Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...
There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade, or life_ Unless, of course, you own a remotely operated automatic flamethrower-drone-tower and have some marinated pork-chops on your person, to lure unsuspecting dogs in close proximity to it, but since dogs don__ really have lives - by using this specific method of torture, you can only improve the remaining few seconds of their existence.
I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.
To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it.
The fastest way to go home is to be home...
Nostalgia is a longing for your home.
If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.
Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.
People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren__ human.
The morning sky is a thought of the stars.
I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.
Starlight is best felt at noon...