Tom Upton

UNDERTAKER!_ the head boomed. __OY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I__ being judged.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Librarians are notorious snitches__on__ let anybody convince you otherwise.

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

I__e always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.

It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.

Some people are born to weirdness,_ Jerry said, __nd others have weirdness thrust upon them.

I don__ believe it! You__e still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Apparently I couldn__ even pretend to be normal.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

"Well-- I don__ know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

You can__ believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn__ send you, no matter whether or not you like it.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody__ telling you to keep your mind clear?

Other than the voices in my head, I think I__ pretty normal.