Susan Donovan

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.

A punching bag. The guy was pounding on a punching bag. That realization took about a nanosecond to register in her brain before the real important information came to the forefront: LoriSue, God bless her slutty little soul, had been absolutely correct. He was male-stripper material, and he__ been thoughtful enough to strip to a pair of athletic shorts on his very first night in the neighborhood.

I wanted to be strong when I went back to Persuasion. Strong and beautiful and totally together. I dreamed of the day I__ get to rub all your faces in my sheer awesomeness.