Susan Andersen

I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own reward.

It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.

What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.

And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.

You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played__eople'll say anything in the heat of the moment.

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors _ lay __m right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you're happy and hold you when you're sad and--hell. I don't even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know--to infinity and beyond?

Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.

You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.

Be good. It'll be a new experience.