Scott Thompson

My parents won__ let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I__ only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

Life__ short when compared to eternity, but eternity is only worth it because of life.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

When we became teenagers boredom grew like a moth in a cocoon fighting to escape, and the peace created by our parents became a prison. We sought excitement and adventure. We sought anything but the sinless, pure, and average of the faux idyllic.

The water cleansed his soul of the clutter and junk he had acquired through advice from those who were loud, but wrong. Many who had claimed to be wise had filled him, like so many others, with fear, hate, and judgement - all emotions that could not be carried be carried into Eternity.