Richard J. Needham

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department I'll tell him 'Count your blessings you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!'

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters using the voters' own money.

People are like birds - from a distance beautiful: from close up those sharp beaks those beady little eyes.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.