R.M. ArceJaeger

Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.

I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.

God gave us free will so that we might choose our own destinies. He left it up to us to achieve them.

Only people are worth dying for.

It's fine to have a dream girl, but you should ask yourself_would you be her dream boy?

Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.

We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don__ have any money left).

Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain__ consent.

Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you__e awake.

God is like a search engine _ He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.

The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.

At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.

Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.

Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.