R.J. Leahy

Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere_-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain__ so easy as you might think__elling a chicken from a Chinaman, I mean. Anyways, they got his weight off his driver__ license, picked up a hundred and thirty pounds of pieces and buried __m. Now his wife come every year 'bout this time to pay her respects. We don't serve chicken while she's here. Hope you ain't got a taste for it.