Mark Russell

The world is on fire, young man. As writers, it is only proper that we do what we can to warn people.But in telling the truth to the world, don't lie to yourself. Write whatever you want. Tell the truth. Just don't imagine that you are changing anything.Like I said, people just want to have a good time. -Snagglepuss

I try not to speak to critics. It only encourages them.-Snagglepuss

Son, in life you do not fight battles because you expect to win......you fight them merely because they need to be fought.-Snagglepuss

Of course, with any new technology, the question in the back of everyone's mind is 'Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?'-Flintstones Vol. 2: Bedrock Bedlam

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

King David had gotten old. He was so cold and frail that the court appointed a young woman to snuggle with him in his bed. No, they didn't have sex. Though the court did make a point of hiring someone beautiful, just to put a little sizzle in his chicken.