Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.

They say love is blind . . . and marriage is an insritution. Well I'm nor ready for an instirurion for rhe blind just yet.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

You are never too old to become younger!

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

To err is human - but it feels divine.

Goodness had nothing to do with it.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.