M.C. Humphreys

The nose can__ help catchin_ what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil__ been around for a long time, ever since rocks started getting real hot and making a lot of noise as they exploded out o_ the ground and evil spirits wisped out of hell. If a band ever uses a fog machine, hold your breath so you don__ become possessed by one.

I don__ want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery to make that stuff for me.

If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I__l say, __emorize all the world__ encyclopedias._ Once you do that, forget all that fancy junk and rake the leaves _ else I__ gonna take a stick to you, boy.

What__ the most difficult thing you can do? Live simply. __ause in order to be self-sufficient, you got to get well near everybody else to work for you.

Quotes ain__ all that useful. Fact is, there__ more concise ways to express what you__e feelin_, like screams and moans.

The thing about the black market is, it__ racist. White children make useful slaves, too.

No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was a leadership coach).

Someone told me once, __t__ time to get you a pair of overalls, boy._ But I don__ believe in summing up nothin_ _ I let my experiences speak for themselves _ and even if I did, a synopsis should be singular. That__ why every time I go out to work in the fields, I work naked. It lets my neighbors speak of my experiences for me.