John Branyan

If I had been born in the 1700__, presumably children had a bigger vocabulary than I had which means I wouldn__ have been able to recite fairy tales to kids because I__ not smart enough.You know_?I__ have to be like_..uh:In time passed, though not long ago, there lived three pigs in stature, little in number, three, who being of an age both entitled and inspired to seek their fortune did set about to do thusly.When they had traveled a distance, pig numbered first spake saying, __arken Brethren, head this impetuous realm! Tarry me far from hearth and home I fear we shall fair *snort* not well!_ And so being collectively agreed, but individually impaled, the diminutive swine sought each to erect himself an abode.....